Hear JPEGMAFIA’s fiery new song “BALD!”

“If you got a fucked up hairline, this for you.”

JPEGMAFIA has released a new song, “BALD!”, and it’s a heck of a listen

On the aggressive track, Peggy calls out rappers who “can’t rap for shit,” and implies how he was given talent in exchange for an impoverished hairline. “Yo files is not a challenge / Boy you can’t rap for shit / Shuttlesworth blessed me with talent / Hairline proof God needs balance / BALD!” he spits.

“If you got a fucked up hairline, this for you,” JPEGMAFIA wrote on Twitter, alongside a link to the song’s video. The clip features the rapper performing the song around his home while smoking a cigar.


Last year, JPEGMAFIA released his All My Heroes are Cornballs album. It featured the songs “Free the Frail,” “Beta Male Strategies” and the hilariously titled “Jesus Forgive Me, I Am a Thot.”

Watch the video for “BALD!” here:

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